Wednesday, November 17, 2010

stand up

Charlie: Hey Angelo, How much does a pirate pay for corn?
Angelo: No idea.
Charlie: A buccaneer!
Angelo: huh...
Charlie: Hey Angelo, What washes up on tiny beaches?
Angelo: ?
Charlie: Microwaves!!!
Angelo: Wow... really Charlie?
Charlie: I'm so funny!
Charlie: Hey, Angelo. What do you call a cow with no legs?
Angelo: No idea
Charlie: Ground Beef!!!
Charlie: Seriously man! I'm killing.
Angelo: Something's dying...
Charlie: Hey, What's brown and sticky? Oh man... A STICK!
Charlie: You know, because a stick is brown and can also be described as sticky.
Charlie: Wow, tough room.
Angelo: Tell me about it.
Charlie: So you're saying that I shouldn't go to the open mic night tonight?
Angelo: Oh, you can go but don't get on stage.
Charlie: Well at least I have one fan!


angelo said...

Charlie, thanks for having me & my mamma over on Sat. You're gonna have to tell me those jokes in Espanol so I can understand them. Ask my Tia Michelle to help you; she's bilingue. Your parents are pretty cool too; hopefully the'll let us hang out more often. Next time I hope my mamma doesnt make me wear a pom-pom & I'll try to stay awake, it's just that I keep OD'ing on my mamma's leche.
See u soon; your buddy Angelo

bex said...

Charlie, I would have most certainly laughed at your Stick-y joke.

*~Barbie Miller ~* said...

This is sooo cute. What a handsome little boy!

Shawn said...

Pro comedy hour.

elsabags said...

soooo funny! darling darling babies

amyandseth said...

too funny... love the jokes and the impressions!